I

am so lost.

Here I am, minding my own business, reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, and it hits me:

I am screwed. I really am.
I have shitty college grades, I have no idea what to do with my life...I have no money.

I've got to pull myself together. Really. I mean...what do I do?

I obviously don't have the intelligence required to become a medical doctor, that much I know (per as to my aforementioned less than wonderful grades).

I really need some help.

If only there was like this great big answer box I could just pick out of. Wait, no. That wouldn't be good either. Because what if I got something I didn't want?

I just don't know.